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A joke from the past that the kid remembered “Here’s something you don’t want to hear at a tattoo salon, there are two o’s in bob right? Or, Eagle i thought you said Beagle.” to laughter all around “one time i saw a commercial for the TWO CAN CAN TWO it’s a can opener you put the can by the TWO CAN CAN TWO and then get you fingers out of the way before it activates*

*It activates at faster than speed of light there is no way to get out of the way you will always lose a finger

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